I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches. Jen Lancaster
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The above quote is a perfect example of how to use the sarcasm in a humorous manner. In this case, the line is used to make a clever point about fat people who are insulted by fat-hating people.

Source: Such A Pretty Fat: One Narcissists Quest To Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not The Answer

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